Joys of Week 34

• Leaning back in my chair - no more slouching without a barrage on my ribs.
• Laying on my side with a thin pillow under my belly for support.
• "Cold" heartburn.
• Stretch marks.  Recently accompanied by itching.
• Unable to be comfortable on the couch.
• Heart racing even while sitting down.
• Inability to catch my breath often and randomly.
• Cauliflower making me nauseated.
• Feeling nauseated at other random times.
• Limited amount of time I can spend on my feet without turning into a grouchy person.
• Annoyance with my (I'm sure adorable) son's hiccups.  This used to be cute.
• Random exhaustion.
• Burning in my legs after going up stairs.
• Moving slowly.
• Peeing often.
• Times of extreme hunger, and conversely times of no appetite.
• Occasional mood swings (very occasional, thank God).
• Difficulty getting in and out of our subcompact car.
• Bursts of outrage when drivers in parkinglots seem to give me the right of way less often than they did when I wasn't pregnant.  That's right, they don't even look my way, just keep on driving.
• Suddenly wanting to take people up on their offers to help me out rather than trying to do everything myself.
• Increased body temperature.  I still carry a jacket with me everywhere, but I never need it anymore.  Also, sleeping with just the sheet or no covers.
• Switching bed sides with Ryan so I don't have to crawl over him on a midnight pee run... this has been the weirdest.